Yesterday, after our AC phase test, I said,
"hey! didn't we say we are going on a date on valentine's day? shall we go watch Step Up 2?"
And I said to Helen,
"hey! you can only bring one guy with you! make your choice arh. but if he's coming, 3 rules have to follow. First, no holding hands hor! Second, no hugging or kissing! Third, 1cm between you and him! If not hor, me and Lijuan very poor thing leh!"
HAHA. I'm crazy.
Then Lijuan was dreaming,"If next time, my husband can drive me to a shopping mall. then he will say sweetly to me,"I drop you here. when you are done, let me know. I will come and pick you up =)" and then I will go shopping with my tai tai friends. When I'm done, I shall call him and he will come and pick me up =) "
Me and Helen : DREAMING LARH YOU!
Our description about marriage..
normal couples version
While guy woo girl,
Girl : I want eat donuts from donut factory.
Guy : No problem. I go queue for you. *delivered donuts to her house*
While dating,
Girl : I want eat donuts from donut factory.
Guy : No problem. Come, we go buy together.
After dating a few years, they got married.
Several years after marriage,
Girl : I want eat donuts from donut factory.
Guy : Go and queue for it yourself lah! I'm not so free to queue for you!
typical teens version
While dating,
Guy : *touch touch*
Girl : Cannot, mummy say if you touch me, I will get pregnant. *wrong education from teacher*
...
Guy : I want sex.
Girl : Cannot.
Guy : You don't love me.
Girl : No. I love you.
Guy : No, you don't love me. If you don't wanna have sex with me means you don't love me.
Girl : Okay lah.. *to prove that she loves him*
After some time..
The girl got pregnant. and they got married.
Girl : Last time you not like that one.. *when they quarrel*
Guy : Last time is last time! don't think you bear a child for me then very big hor!
Lijuan also mentioned that she often see guys who always got turned on by pretty or sexy girls. and whenever the guys got turned on, and lose control, they will hold on tight to the railings or something (on train or bus) and make some funny actions with their legs*. LOL.
*for live performance, please refer to my deer emo for it =D
HAHA. something like that, if you get the drift. I cannot remember anymore. but we crap alot on this. and I cannot stop laughing. the way they say these was hilarious.
and so, in conclusion, marriage? no way =)
Oh yah. Mr Oliver bought his Apple laptop recently. and every time we are having his lecture, he will show off his laptop by clicking on some gadgets and say,"see! wah. so good hor? still got dictionary leh! wah. got temperature. my Apple got thermometer arh?"
